Phone Blog #5

I just wrote a bunch of stuff and somehow my phone erased it so I dont really feel like trying to redo it all. -Night-

*Tiffany*

Phone Blog #4

Man am I tired! I am laying here in bed and I thought I would give you a bit of an update.

Work was fun. I talked to some of the girls. They are pretty cool.

When I got home I talked to Joanly and todd. Fun times. Hailey never called of back that little snip!

Goodnight everyone!

*Tiffany*

Phone Blog #3

Good morning! Didnt make it to the library to blog today. I decided to sleep in! As you all probably know, I love to sleep in as long as possible.

Work went alright today. I have to stop letting there mean people get to me. I actually talked to a couple really nice people suprisingly. And, finally, I had some of the people I work with talking to me. Usually it is really hard to get them to talk because they are on calls when Im not. Didnt sell any magazines today. Hopefully I get some better people tomorrow!

I talked to a bunch of friends today. Vicky actually called of and she is going back to school. I will never understand her. I think all this has to do with her new boyfriend. Whatever! I also talked to Amelia. She invited me over to the house on Saturday to hang out with Chelsea and her man. Then on Sunday we are going to go to the Puerto Rican parade. I cant wait! After that I talked to Joanly! I cant wait till she comes good and we can start working!

*Tiffany*

Phone Blog #2

Hopefully this text blogging will help of keep this thing updated a whole lot more.
Talked to the texan tonight. We had a really nice conversation. He seems like a cool kid. I just got off the phone with him.

I am sitting outside on the porch listening to the crickets and watching the full moon. It is so pretty. The mosquitos are biting the heck out of me.

I think that I am going to wake up early and go to school with my mom. Which means that I may want to get to bed. Funnily enough, I am tired. It is a miracle.

*Tiffany*

Phone Blog #1

I read about this blog-by-phone stuff earlier today and I figured I would give it a try.
Right now I am relaxing on the couch trying to prepare myself for work! I think I might take a little nap before I get ready. The best thing about this job is that I dont have to get up early. I hate getting up early. It sucks.
I cant wait to go and see if this thing worked.

*Tiffany*

Mean People Suck!

As I was sitting here, reading over a couple of my previous posts, I saw that I forgot to tell you how my interview turned out! Well, needless to say I charmed the lady's pants off and she hired me right on the spot. What can I say...I'm just that good.

And...I spelled crosswOrd wrong. Jesus. I can spell...(sometimes). And I do have somewhat of an offical education.

Anyway, I finally got paid! Wooo! Which means that everyone looking for their money can stop calling...I got it right here.

On Sunday night I went to the drive in! It was really fun. I haven't been there since I was like 6 or 7. I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Batman Begins. Everyone should go and see them. They were both really good! I think I enjoyed Batman a bit more than Charlie, just because I am partial to the original. But trust me, Johnny Depp is excellent and the Oompa Loompas are really funny. It was all around a good time.

In other news, I can't wait to start my new job! This telemarketing is really annoying. People are so rude to me that I want to cuss them out. Yesterday, I talked to this lady, and she called me a stupid bitch. I got pissed and told her that she should take the phone and shove it. Needless to say I got in some trouble, but they love me there, so I didn't get written up or anything.

Now, I am just sitting here waiting for my mom to come through. I am going to get online and see if I can book a hotel room for Hailey's birthday party. Until next time my friends.....

The Bottom Line- Telemarketing is easy, but annoying.

Song of the Moment- Daisy Duke, Rooney

Mood- Rested

Fat Girls Need Love Too...

People freaking hate telemarketers. Why? Because we call you at all the wrong times. But, if you're busy, please, don't pic up the freaking phone! WTH.

Anyway, my life is still as slow as a my gateway. Again, I can't wait to go to SCHOOL.

I bonused at work this week, so I get an extra 20 bucks in my check. Pretty rad...

And let me tell you something! Every single guy in the world that is dirty, old, uneducated, hairy, with 22 baby mommas, broke as a joke, ugly, and corny has been trying to get my number. WTF. I have a 30 year old man at work who is ALWAYS flirting with me. He has 4 kids by 66 different girls but don't get me wrong. He is a nice enough guy. I like having a chat with him between calls and he helps me with my crossward puzzles. But why does he have to think that I dream about him every night, just because I smile and treat him nicely. Listen to this.

He gave me his number and told me to call him right before we left work. A few minutes later he was riding away on his BIKE, waving. Not motorcycle, but an old granny type bike with a basket on the front. Are you kidding me buddy?

Just because I don't wear a size 5 doesn't mean that you can get in my oversized pants. I mean come on. FAT GIRLS HAVE STANDARDS TOO. Yeah, they may be slightly skewed after a few shots of vodka (who's arent?) and not as high as a supermodels....but we really do want someone who looks good and has some GOALS in life. So there. Please let this be an education to you.

The Bottom Line- Fat Girls are not your PLAN B!

Song of the Moment- This Bitter Pill- Dashboard Confessional

Mood- Tired of ugly guys thinking they can get any fat girl they want.