Take Me to the H....

....as WWF wrestling goes on upstairs....


Today I went for my new job orientation. Nice. They basically showed me a bunch of people making boxes, putting books in them, and taping them shut. This job seems pretty simple. FINALLY. Man, I hate to say it, but I'm lazy..and I like it. I don't want a hard job that is going to take everything I have and a bit more to complete. So, I start tomorrow morning...and I'm terrified. (what a loser) I'm sure I might feel better in the morning.

After the job orien-tating, we took ourselves to this Greek restaurant in downtown Mansfield. YUM. The gyro I had was the real thing...and it was delicious.

Mollie's soon-to-be-ex stepdaddy is in the hospital...and we went to visit him. Mollie and Kerrie picked him out a cute balloon and a little beanie doggie. AWW. Then we take ourselves up the elevator and there he is. Once they gave him the balloon and stuff, it was quiet...so, because I'm a hater of silence, I start talking. Kind random at first, but then Mollie's stepdad has jokes about my FAT. LOL. So, it went something like this...

(I get him to read my shirt)
Darrel- Um, the bottom part is stuck in your fat roll.
Tiff- Oh, let me get that out for you...*what an ass*
Darrel- Alright.
Tiffany- You know, I'm sexy.
Darrel- What about that roll up there.
Tiff- Oh, that one. That's special. The boys love it. When they get a hold of that one, they scream.
(He reaches out and grabs the roll)
Tiff- *OH MY GOD..he touched me!!!) See...its the bomb.

So you get the drift. Anyway...the next thing I know, we decide to leave and Darrel gets hugs from everyone. So, I'm last, and I step up and wrap my lil arms around him...and he GRABS MY BUTT. OMG. Talk about crazy old men. I guess having heart failure can do something to ya. Needless to say, I was a little bit creeped out...but its cool. He's in the hospital.......

Man, today was a nice DAY. I loooved it. The wind blowing through my nappy curls...the sun on my face. Me without glasses...listening to music so loud my ears hurt. It definately has made me a fiend for the summer.


The Bottom Line- Gyros are good. Old guys aren't.

Song of the Moment- You and Me, Lifehouse

Mood- NERVOUS

Morally Superficial

I don't really think I can spell Superficial. Anyway...


Yep. Today was a good day. I hung out with Mollie O. and Kerrie and Marissa. I rode in a convertable for the first time EVER, and I ate some Dairy Queen on the first nice day in a LONG time...

YAY. So, here we go.

I'm so excited to tell everyone that I downloaded the "Tigger" song ringtone!!! WOO. I think Tigger is one of the most adorable creatures ever CREATED. Awww...he is sooo cute. For christmas, my dad gave me a Tigger that talks and bounces when you push on its head. AWW. I friggin love him. Not to mention that I SLEEP with my huge Pooh Bear every night. Awww. He keeps me warm and I cuddle him. I have had him for a really really long time. I think I got him when I was twelve.

Do you really want to know what I missed most about Mollie O? I missed the conversations we always had before we go to sleep. Man, they are REALLY funny and really nice. I missed them. Its much nicer to fall asleep after you said everything that had been on your mind alll day.


Well, they are leaving me to die alone downstairs in the dark. Did I ever tell you that I am terrified of the dark? I am. I'm a wierdo. Anyway...cutting it short.

The Bottom Line- I want a convertable now.

Song of the Moment- Wheel, John Mayer

Mood- Nostalgic

Adventures in Mansfield

So, whats good loyal blogger readers? I have offically moved on and am now living in Mansfield with MOLLIE O. (wooo) So far its been really fun. Nothing bad has happened....and its alll good. Right now, everyone is at work. Awww! I'm listening to R. Kelly and Nick Cannon! Whatty what. LOL. Yeah...so I went early this morning to Kelly Services and got myself a J.O.B. Yeah. Its pretty cool. I gotta go and take a drug test later...(I think) And thats about it. I got a nice comfy bed and a 24 hour entertainment source (Mollie). She CRACKS me up...alll the time. My abs are going to be oh-so-right after a bit...cause she be killin 'em.

Speaking of funny situations...you have to read about what happened today after I got hired for this job at McGraw Hill. So, earlier...Mollies mom was there but she had to leave for orientation. She gave me her house key and told me the directions to get back to the house walking. Well, off I go and what happens? I GET LOST. I have no clue where I was...but I finally found W. 4TH and then went the wrong way. Of course, I didn't notice....My grandpa directed me back the right way when I called him to tell him I was lost. LOL. And then, as I was walking back to the KRIB here comes a PIMP. He had this shiny shirt on with a pimpish hat. LOL. I was dying...but I also started walking FASTER! hahah...


So thats the majority of my day right about now. I'mma go and put some dishes away and wash up some dirty ones. Gotta love me~!


The Bottom Line- I'm direction ILLITERATE...but I gota job doe.

Song of the Moment- Chicago - Fall Out Boy (?? I don't know)

Mood- Tired from walking! Fatties can't hang fasho!